Hope you all have a very nice day today.....thought I would throw out some valentine humor. Enjoy!!
What did the letter say to the stamp?
*You send me
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
*I'm stuck on you!
What is the difference between a girl who si sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
*One is bored over a man, the other is a man overboard.
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
*You turn me on.
What did one snake say to the other snake?
*Give me a little hug and hiss honey
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
*Stick with me and we'll go places!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentines day?
*Hogs and kisses
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
*I find you very attractive
What did the pencil say to the paper?
*I dot my i's on you!!
What do call a very small valentine?
*A valentiny!
What does a man who loves his car do on Feb 14th?
*He gives it a valenshine!
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
*Because its all heart :)
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